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Our Popular Family Vlog Is Postponed Indefinitely Due To All Kinds Of Shit Going On Right Now
Hey, hey! A big Jensen hello to our faithful 1.2 million Jammin’ With the Jensens subscribers out there in YouTube land. It’s me, Todd Jensen,..
Five Ways to Defeat the Trump Administration With the Instant Pot™
It seems that everyone online is obsessed with two topics these days: how to stop, block, and bring to justice the criminal administration of..
An Open Letter to His Detractors, by Johnny Citrus-Seed
As we embark upon a new year, I’d like to take this opportunity to address some of the malicious things that have been said..
Bipartisan Blood Donorship Can Save A Bleeding America
Reginald Q. Person III is the very wealthy CEO of a thriving corporation and a frequent editorial contributor to Our Foaming Fathers: America’s Most..

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Dream Vacation
Gas, tolls for round-trip from Arkansas……$100 Food……$200 Lodging (sleep in truck)……$0 Parking tickets……$400 Amount you’ll pay because the laws don’t apply to you……$0 American..
Reacher Reaches Fifty
The Newest Titles in the Ongoing Saga of America’s Most Famous Knight Errant/Ronin/Cowboy Vigilante Hero Dead is Dead For thirteen years, Jack Reacher has..
GOT Refresher Quiz
It has been the subject of obsession for millions around the world, and a constant topic of speculation online, on television, and everywhere else...
Book Review: The Wonderful World of the World of Evolution
ADAPTATION ADEPTS: How Nature Has Learned to Survive in a Changing World by Al G. Bloom (Rando House; 375 pp. w/ photographs; $29.95.) That..

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Scents of an Ending: The Best Perfumes of 2020
  What an année formidable we have completed, n’est-ce pas? And yet! While all the world has been racked with political turmoil, medical emergency,..
My Master Class
MEET YOUR NEW INSTRUCTOR I’ve been writing funny articles since Gerald Ford was president. And I want to teach you how to do it...
Doctor’s Note
From the Desk of… HAROLD N. BORNSTEIN, M.D. 11/9/2020 TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: Please excuse Donald Trump from being President of the United..
2020 Republican Strategy, Final Days, Part 3
[Editor’s Note: This is, we can only hope, the final installment of Roy Edroso’s astounding predictions of what will occur up to and during..