U.S. DEPARTMENT OF LABOR
U.S. OFFICE OF MANAGEMENT + BUDGET
2017 JOINT PROJECTIONS
TRENDING JOBS 2/30/2017
– Private Security
– Business Fortifications Consultant
– Accountant (Mute)
– Bagman/woman
– Horde Pacifier
– Food Taster
– Sniper
(Anticipated shortages: champagne, interbank transfer slips, placard material, gout medicine, Taser cartridges)
TRENDING JOBS 4/30/2017
– Battering Ram Sharpener
– Death Squad Chef
– Suicide Hotline Hold Music Artist
– Private Jet Surgeon
– Samurai
(Anticipated shortages: boiling oil, plasma, caviar)
TRENDING JOBS 8/30/2017
– Bank Wheelbarrow Axle Repairperson
– Looter’s Apprentice
– Facebook History Scrubber
– Lamenter / Junior Bemoaner
– Death Panel Stenographer
– Russian Tutor
– Corpse Smell Re-Wafter
– Tumbrel Maintenance
– Jill Stein Locator
(Anticipated shortages: window glass, guillotine baskets, penicillin, siphon hoses, fifes)
TRENDING JOBS 1/30/2018
– Fallout Shelter Comic
– Roadkill Vulture Peck Remover
– Potable Urine Dowser
– Candle Stub Combiner
– Acorn Forager / Squirrel Intimidator
– Dog Pimp
– Translator For “The Faceless Ones”
– Grave Deepener
– Human Culture Rememberer
(Anticipated shortages: food, fuel, water, non-radioactive building materials, wolf repellent, women)
