Donald Trump’s response to questions about how he treats women continues to be that they deserve it. On Tuesday morning, he called in to Fox and Friends to gossip[?] about the debate, and was asked if Clinton managed to get “under his skin.” Trump says she didn’t until that last back-and-forth, because [former Miss Universe Alicia] Machado was “the worst we ever had.”
–Aimée Lutkin, “The Slot” 9-27-16
With apologies to Cole Porter, we offer Donald J. Trump new lyrics to an old classic (Sing along here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1AHec7sfZ8)
You get you
Under my skin
You get you
Touching a nerve of me
And touching a nerve
It awakens the perve in me
You get you
Under my skin
I don’t try
Not to give in
I say to my staff,
“I don’t care–can’t speak of me too mean.”
And so I stay up half the night and tweet after tweet to mean
You get you under my skin.
You criticize me and I snap right back
With my excellent temper’ment
I have the best words, and I
Go on the attack
Never hesitate or repent
Don’t you know, you fools,
I always will win
My great mentality
Ignores all reality
I will call you names
Make a thousand claims
And spout bullshit, baloney, and spin
‘Cause you get you
Under my skin
Yes you get you
Under my skin.
Nacho Rascón
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