To: DAndrews@Microbursts.com From: bigmicroburstfan21@aol.com Subject: WTF??? Hey there Danny. It’s me Jeremy. I’m the sick kid you visited in the Bentleyville Hospital last Thursday. Remember?..
MARK TWAIN: Happy Birthday, Mr. President. ABRAHAM LINCOLN: First, it’s not my birthday, and second, take off that slinky dress. Crazy Mary is watching. MARK..
(Reprinted from the Spring, 2016 issue of Pangram) Beloved Colleague and Friend With regret we announce the weekend passing of Pangram editor, beloved father, jazz..
[From a disused internet site for senior citizens, elder-berries.com, a chapter from Job-Hunting for Octogenarians (and Up!). It is rumored this was the actual source..
May 6, 2016 Riven with doubt. Should I support Trump? On the one hand, the Party requires it. On the other, what about my values?..
Ever since he began his quest for the Republican nomination for President of the United States, Donald Trump has presented an enigma. Many have wondered:..
If, as the cliché has it, “writing is re-writing,” then publishing is re-publishing. No, wait. Re-printing? That doesn’t look right. Hang on. Okay: Rather, publishing..
The material below is taken from the script of the 1956 Japanese movie Goldzilla Vs. the Smug Monster, which we began serializing last week after..
Please provide four personal and four business letters of recommendation with your application packet to the Wyndham Park co-op board. To the Members of the..
The following document, discovered in an attic in a house in Memphis or somewhere, is a transcript of an interview conducted, on an unknown date,..
