As an especially critical election approaches, one important sector of the electorate has been all but ignored by the biased liberal lamestream media: dogs. There..
Sometimes one may discover lying in a gutter, or on a performance hall stage after a show, a piece of paper or index card which..
Forget the self-ironing shirt, the self-brushing tooth, and the self-eating ice cream sandwich. Okay, we can’t forget them. They’re too precious, both to us and..
“Wow! No other truck testicles can hang with Bumper Balls™ ” -Burt Webster (Paducah, KY) I’ve gotta’ tell everyone how great Bumper Balls™ are for..
In The Beginning There Was Casual Friday By Professor Billy Ray Stumphitch (Th.D.) Liberty University Press; 327 pp. $38.99 This book has an unusual pedigree...
By Charles “Chip” Kinbote Jr. Dear (You know who you are, and I know we’re under surveillance, so be discreet), I have learned far more..
Let us go then, you and me, When the evening is spread out like a detainee Waterboarded on a table; Let us go, through glitzy..
Previously, we expressed our dissatisfaction with the opening ceremonies of many of America’s premiere sporting events, and suggested ways to augment them (http://tinyurl.com/jlbuqae). At that..
SMEGMORE PRODUCTIONS, LLC 11374½ Industrial Park Drive Chatsworth CA 91311 MEMORANDUM FROM: VP of Current TO: Creative Team RE: Notes on rough cut of “Strap-on..
Shake-ups abound after another raucous week in the Tuckersville 40+ slow pitch league. Week 12 has proven that the dynamics of an entire league can..
