CHILD OF FIRE (K. Serrah-Serrah) – In a future dystopia, teenage Gllendah leads a revolt against The Bossy Ones to reclaim her freedom.
TO DANCE IN A GAME OF LIGHT AND SHADOW (P.T. Kruzer) – Book I of a series set in a world much like our own, except in the mythical middle ages of a dystopian future.
THE FUTURE OF DOG TRAINING (Al G. Bloom) – The author contends that the most prevalent techniques of dog training all have one common flaw: they’ve been devised with reference to past history, both of dogs and of the American family. His corrective is a system of dog training created for the dystopian future.
BABY PIP SAYS HI (Mia Maxima-Culpa) – In a dystopian future, one-year-old Pip doesn’t know what to say to Mr. Giggle-Biggle until Tim the Turtle has a helpful suggestion.
THE CAKE TORAH (Elizabeth N. Aije) – In her follow-up to last year’s best-selling The Cake Koran, Aije explains a wealth of techniques, all artfully presented in a delicious series of recipes perfect for the home bakers of today and of our dystopian future.
THE TIME TRAVELERS OF XXYXXYX (Ben Tao DeShape) – To right a grievous wrong, D’oh, Time Lieutenant First Class, must travel from a dystopian future to a dystopian past before—whatever that means—it’s too late.
TOO LATE THE JACKALOPE (Eric Rice Ecir) – In a stinging indictment of both Democrats and Republicans, political scientist Ecir (My Country Tizavee) propounds a bold thesis: We are not living in the present. We are, rather, living in the dystopian future of a past America. Can we erase our history and create a present from which to go forward? Only time will tell.
THE SMART GIRL’S GUIDE TO GETTING A SMART GIRL’S GUY (Bette N’Wahr) – Stop dating and start living and then stop living and start loving by leaving, learning, and levitating! is the canny advice of this fizzy, savvy, sassy editor of the popular website Through The Urethra. In jazzy, glossy, spiffy prose, N’Wahr tells the reader how turn a terrible, tortuous present into a ho-hum dystopian future by finding, landing, keeping, stuffing, and mounting a “just-barely-good-enough” man.
THE BOER WAR: A RECONSIDERATION (Jan der Mune) – What can you say about the Boer War that hasn’t been said before? Nothing, really. But reading about it in the here and now sure beats living in a dystopian future. Includes graphs.
