KEVIN HERKINS
Check out the family with our newest member Missy Muffins. Such a sweet kitty!
COMMENT:
SHELLEY SKELTER Great shot! Funny Missy M gets a credit but not the family! Lol.
KEVIN HERKINS Sorry! That’s Nathan holding her and J.J. cracking up. What a coupla nuts!
SHELLEY SKELTER Adorable. And that blurry shape behind the boys must be Denise, right?
KEVIN HERKINS Righto. She loves that lil ball of fur!
SHELLEY SKELTER I bet. Too bad we can’t see that cuz her face isn’t in the shot. Guess she didn’t rate, huh? Ha ha.
KEVIN HERKINS Hilarious. Hey don’t give her more ammo! I’m already on her you-know-what list!
SHELLEY SKELTER Can’t imagine why. All you did was not include her in the photo of the family or use “her” name.
KEVIN HERKINS Guilty as charged! Ouch! And I thought Missy Muffin’s claws were sharp!
SHELLEY SKELTER Classic. Being compared to an animal cuz I speak up for a g.f.
KEVIN HERKINS Me-ow! Somebody’s a tad tetchy. Seriously I love the ladies. I just sent a pic of one!
SHELLEY SKELTER Yeah a cat. Equating women with an animal. Oh well, guess I should be glad you didn’t use the P word.
KEVIN HERKINS Which one? Period?
SHELLEY SKELTER You’re a dick Kevin.
KEVIN HERKINS You mean I HAVE a dick. Jealous much?
SHELLEY SKELTER Why don’t you post a pic of it too? Or don’t you have a lens that long?
KEVIN HERKINS No complaints from Denise.
SHELLEY SKELTER That’s cuz you have a gardener. But wow you remembered her name! Now if you’d only let her take off her hijab you could post a pic of her too!
KEVIN HERKINS I apologize for the period joke ok? Your obviously upset b/c you haven’t cum in 6 years.
SHELLEY SKELTER Guess you figure Trump makes it ok for you to pretend you actually have balls. Surprised he didn’t name you Secretary of Dumbass. Was Gary Busey available?
KEVIN HERKINS Well I can see your too much of a P-word (pussy pussy pussy!) to take me on. You have to go after who I voted for.
SHELLEY SKELTER I knew it!!! No wonder Denise (your wife remember?) changes the subject every time politics comes up!
KEVIN HERKINS Im not saying I agree with everything hes done okay? But a less predictable foreign policy could keep our enemies off balance.
SHELLEY SKELTER Yeah things are going well so far Brainiac.
KEVIN HERKINS The UN is expensive.
SHELLEY SKELTER Figures youd be our Dear Leaders bitch. Did you and Cruz and Rubio and Christie etc. practice with dildos first? How does it feel to get punked by a fat old stupid sexist whiney braggy asshole bully wimp idiot?
LINDA MILLIKEN-JENSEN Missy Muffins is SOOO cute! Thx for sharing your family with mine!
KEVIN HERKINS Fuck off Linda! Dont need your fucking sarcasm too bitch!
SHELLEY SKELTER Gee somebody gets his manhood threatened easily. Why don’t you go launch an attack on Syria like your hero? Oh wait youd need a missile or some other phallic symbol, like say an erection!
KEVIN HERKINS Like youd know what one looks like. Even Trump wouldn’t grab your pussy.
SHELLEY SKELTER Sez the guy cuddling Missy Vagina Substitute!
DOUG SKELTER Hey Herkins! My wife cums more times in one night than yours does in a year! You got a problem fella be man enuff to take it up with me Sunday on the softball field! As soon as my back’s better!
SHELLEY SKELTER Doug what are you doing on the laptop? You said you were gonna clean the gutters.
KEVIN HERKINS He’s surfing porn what do you think?
DOUG SKELTER I am not!
KEVIN HERKINS Just watch he won’t come back online. Thats b/c hes clearing his search history right now. Probably gay porn.
SHELLEY SKELTER Sounds like you know the drill, widdle kitty mommy.
KEVIN HERKINS That’s gay bashing! And your supposed to be Ms Liberal right.
SHELLEY SKELTER You brought up gay porn.
KEVIN HERKINS I didnt mean it in a negative way.
SHELLEY SKELTER I bet. Whos your fav? Randy Rockhard? Lance Rumpbuster? Ha ha. Oh btw I just texted Denise and told her to check out this thread.
KEVIN HERKINS So? I didnt say anything to be ashamed of. And I am not gay but I think its a perfectly acceptable lifestyle I mean orientation. Denise can read this thread if she wants, all shell find out is that her EX-g.f. is a jealous nasty animal hating hypocrite!
SHELLEY SKELTER And that you voted for Trump.
KEVIN HERKINS You fucking bitch! I never said I did exactly.
SHELLEY SKELTER Yes you did. Check it out everybody!
KEVIN HERKINS I was joking! Denise knows I would never vote for anyone who’d say something like
SHELLEY SKELTER Like what? Huh? Whatsa matter tough guy? Denise is in the room now isn’t she? Isn’t she? Cat got your tongue? HA HA HA HA HA!
MAUREEN KENDALL Cuuuute! What a fluffy bundle of joy! The Family Herkins must be so happy right now!
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