From the Desk of…
HAROLD N. BORNSTEIN, M.D.
11/9/2020
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
Please excuse Donald Trump from being President of the United States for the next four years. Even though he won the Election from “Sleepy” Joe Biden, and BY A LOT, the results of his latest physical examination show that, even though he is as healthy as a man half his age and much healthier than any President of the United States in history, he has exhausted himself keeping his promises, conquering “COVID,” being very tough with Russia, very strongly doing more for the “African-Americans” than any president with the possible exception of Abraham Lincoln (called “Honest Abe,” which a lot of people don’t know) and making America great again.
He is also very tired from fighting and winning against the Mainstream Media, Big Tech, the Deep State, Hollywood, Big LGBTQ, Big Pharma, NATO, Big Restrictive Shower Heads, and the Rotten Democrat Party, the lies of which of are of scale the likes of which no one has ever seen and no one can believe and no one likes.
Mr. Trump would like to continue in office for a second term WHICH WE THE PEOPLE VOTED FOR HIM TO DO, and who knows, maybe a third, considering how very unfairly he has been treated. But I, as a doctor and his personal physician, hereby attest that I think it’s a bad idea from a medical standpoint and the standpoint of medicine.
Everyone should know that I am not just a doctor. I am a big guy, a tough guy, but I had tears in my eyes when I had to tell Trump, “Sir, I cannot let you continue to be President of the United States even though you’re a tremendous President.”
The reason is not that he is not up to it, because again, he is of a health that no one can believe. Rather, I cannot let him because if I did let him I would very possibly lose my medical license, even though I would say strongly and powerfully to Big Medical Licenses, “Donald Trump is extremely healthy and able to serve a second term and continue to be very tough on China and North Korea.”
I actually want him to serve a second and third term, and not just for the stock market, although we had a record-setting stock market and the economy was great until it collapsed. As a doctor I can attest that that wasn’t Donald Trump’s fault. It was the fault of what a lot of people are calling the Kung Flu, and of Fauci and other so-called “experts.” Donald Trump caught COVID and beat it, which proves that anyone can catch it and beat it, especially if they have the greatest medical attention in the U.S., which is the greatest country in the world.
There is a lot of work for Donald Trump to do, including putting the finishing touches on his replacement for Obamacare, which will be released in two weeks and will be cheaper, better, faster, simpler, and take care of pre-existing. Because believe me, no one has done more for people with pre-existing conditions than Trump. He also wants to do infrastructure, nuclear, fracking, and space.
But I will not permit it. That means that the man everyone calls “Sleepy” Joe Biden will probably become President. Also Kamala Harris, however you pronounce it, will become Vice-President. A lot of people think that Donald Trump deserves credit for helping a woman become Vice-President of the United States for the first time, even though she is a totally unlikeable monster, by the way. But no one should be surprised, because Trump is famous for how much he loves and respects women and how much women love him. “Sleepy” Joe Biden doesn’t love women. He just loves to smell their hair, which, from a medical standpoint, is sick.
But that’s who will be President. That is not Donald Trump’s fault. It is my fault. Please note that Donald Trump should not be expected to give a concession speech or anything similar. He should also not be known as a loser. I’m the loser. He won the election, he actually won the Nobel Prize, which the media refuses to report, and has had great ratings in all his speeches and press conferences. The only person keeping Donald Trump from going down in History as the greatest President in History is me, his personal physician. I’m sorry, but that’s “doctor’s orders,” so what are you going to do. It is what it is, which a lot of people don’t know.
Respectfully submitted,
Harold N. Bornstein, M.D.
