Gather ‘round. Gather ‘round… “Nice To See You’re Still Alive, Losers.” Why are you guys looking at me like I’m wearing a dead squid like..
Stop whining. You can’t be in too dire straits if you’re reading this. I mean, you’re alive, right? Right? I bet your latest monthly heating..
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Over the past few years, first-person accounts of the Great Horribleness have become a publishing staple, particularly since the re-legalization of writing and the de-criminalization..
The following passage is a testament from Balthazar, who was found naked and desperate after days of being lost in the desert east of Bethlehem...
Congratulations on your purchase of Head Bash, the newest, most exhilarating board game on the pre-teen market. Hey kids! Cut from your Pee-Wee football team?..
Attention Hoboken Medical Supplies Inc. breakroom. Turn to he who stands stoically like the Colossus of Rhodes beside the vending machine. To he who is..
Dear Alice K 47, I know this sounds crazy, but I think I’m in love. Yes, it was just one night, but I haven’t been..
“Wow! No other truck testicles can hang with Bumper Balls™ ” -Burt Webster (Paducah, KY) I’ve gotta’ tell everyone how great Bumper Balls™ are for..
Shake-ups abound after another raucous week in the Tuckersville 40+ slow pitch league. Week 12 has proven that the dynamics of an entire league can..
